Flossing

I know I'm lucky to be able to say this but it is the single most painful thing I (should) do everyday.  I am complaining.  But my gums bleed everytime I floss.  There is a solution though.  Floss everyday.

Why does this seem like a circular reference???

Also, it forces me to tell an obligatory two lies a year - to my hygienist - when I report to her, telling her that I floss regularly.  She knows I'm lying because if I flossed, my gums wouldn't be gushing blood everytime I went to the dentist.  I know I'm lying, well, because I am.

I should toughen up and just floss.