Taco Valentine
And we continue our man-haikus that I started over a year ago here.  Stay tuned next week for an announcement regarding a haiku contest (get excited)!


#1

"Nice guys finish last"
And nice girls listen to you
Bitch without leaving


#2

I love Neil Gaiman
He gushed, then took my comics
Worst Fake Date Ever


#3

After date fifty
He protested, "She isn't..."
She's your girlfriend, love