Daily reluctance #1
Flossing
I know I'm lucky to be able to say this but it is the single most painful thing I (should) do everyday. I am complaining. But my gums bleed everytime I floss. There is a solution though. Floss everyday.
Why does this seem like a circular reference???
Also, it forces me to tell an obligatory two lies a year - to my hygienist - when I report to her, telling her that I floss regularly. She knows I'm lying because if I flossed, my gums wouldn't be gushing blood everytime I went to the dentist. I know I'm lying, well, because I am.
I should toughen up and just floss.
I know I'm lucky to be able to say this but it is the single most painful thing I (should) do everyday. I am complaining. But my gums bleed everytime I floss. There is a solution though. Floss everyday.
Why does this seem like a circular reference???
Also, it forces me to tell an obligatory two lies a year - to my hygienist - when I report to her, telling her that I floss regularly. She knows I'm lying because if I flossed, my gums wouldn't be gushing blood everytime I went to the dentist. I know I'm lying, well, because I am.
I should toughen up and just floss.
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