Take me back to haiku city, where the grass is green and the boys are pretty.  

Or something like that.

Haiku #1

The simple refrain
“There’s no wifi in prison”
Stays my hand at work

Haiku #2

Early morning gym
Equals grumpiness by noon
Die, fitness goals, die

Haiku #3

Avocado toast
Has nothing on pb and
chocolate cookies

Haiku #4

Murmurs like a brook
Breezes through the frosty air
Nature or office?