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Something about a poet and not knowing it

Taco Valentine
And we continue our man-haikus that I started over a year ago here.  Stay tuned next week for an announcement regarding a haiku contest (get excited)!


#1

"Nice guys finish last"
And nice girls listen to you
Bitch without leaving


#2

I love Neil Gaiman
He gushed, then took my comics
Worst Fake Date Ever


#3

After date fifty
He protested, "She isn't..."
She's your girlfriend, love




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  1. EmmylouThursday, January 29, 2015

    Hahaha...that last one....:D

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  2. RicademusThursday, January 29, 2015

    I love you almost
    More than I love my tacos
    Well, maybe more than

    It looked like a haiku in need of an ending. :)

    I'm going to start working on "Ode to a Groundhog" for the contest.

    PS - Guys don't bitch!!! (That's my story and I'm sticking to it)

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  3. jThursday, January 29, 2015

    Nice! Haikus are fun, and I really like the second.

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  4. KatrinThursday, January 29, 2015

    Haha, haikus are so much fun! The second is my fave! Thanks for sharing!

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  5. DianaThursday, January 29, 2015

    I can't decide which I like more, #2 or #3. ps. You had me at tacos. ;)

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  6. GloriaThursday, January 29, 2015

    These are too funny - #3 is my favorite!

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  7. RicademusThursday, January 29, 2015

    Just for the record, 3 dates is not "dating" or mean couplehood has been achieved. It's just two people who spent some time together. :)

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  8. LaurenThursday, January 29, 2015

    Oh! It's been too long! A haiku contest? Rubs hands together madly. I'm going to entice Cal to enter!

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  9. JaclynThursday, January 29, 2015

    A contest?! EEP! You won't catch me off guard. I'll be practicing my haiku skills!

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  10. Jade WrightFriday, January 30, 2015

    I've never heard of a Haiku contest before! That's exciting and so interesting! Haha these were hilarious, especially number 3!!

    Following you on GFC, Twitter and Bloglovin now xxxx

    www.bohemianmuses.blogspot.com

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  11. Blue GrumpsterFriday, January 30, 2015

    It's true... nice guys finish last, and I always finish last so thank you for your words of kindness ;)

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  12. ameliaFriday, January 30, 2015

    Ha! #2 . . . did I ever tell you Amanda originally thought that was me? And she was so irritated that I had a fake date without telling her first . . . :)

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  13. UnknownFriday, January 30, 2015

    I'd be thrilled to take part in the contest!!

    http://www.mystery-girl007.blogspot.com/

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  14. Christine D. | The Plumed NestFriday, January 30, 2015

    ooooo, a haiku contest! i can't wait to here the deets on that. i always love, love, love your haiku posts.

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  15. UnknownFriday, January 30, 2015

    I love these all! Haikus are so much fun!

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  16. ErinFriday, January 30, 2015

    Ha! The last one reminded me of that episode of Seinfeld when George denies he has a girlfriend, and Jerry says, "Let me ask you something: are there any Tampax in your apartment?" xo

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  17. AshleySaturday, January 31, 2015

    #3 should be on a billboard or something. I love the "almost more than tacos." :D

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  18. UnknownSunday, February 01, 2015

    Much fun! Get someone to do these as Word Art? They would be so awesome as cards, or wall posts!

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  19. ice pandoraSunday, February 01, 2015

    Tehehe, I sure love #1 and #3 c: Xx

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  20. UnknownTuesday, February 03, 2015

    yeah, i'm with the majority. #3 is fantastic. ;)

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