The loneliest time of the year

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Starting late last week, through the weekend and into this week, women around the US (and some men as well) have already or will experience two or three hour blocks of profound solitude and loneliness.  Every attempt to talk to a husband, brother, son, boyfriend (or wife, sister, daughter, girlfriend) have been or will be shut down or denied.  Constant pestering to come eat dinner, discuss the work day or get out of the house because it's on fire were or will be rebuffed.  Birthdays, weddings and funerals were and will be missed.  If you are a one computer household, then I hope that you have the patience of a saint and a good book to read.  It's that time of the year again... time for fantasy football draft. 

Because watching football isn't good enough.  One must learn about, research and follow teams and players that one would normally not shake two sticks at.  Because espn isn't good enough - you must also have NFL Sunday Ticket and listen to espn radio.  And if you're like me and get to experience three separate drafts, names like Arian Foster and Eric Decker start to pepper your every day conversation and anything less than instantaneous, seamless, lightening speed internet is cursed with the wrath of a thousand gods.  No wonder Houston is experiencing a power shortage.

Personally, I can't wait for...


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This picture gives me the chills!