|A. Parents will bring their 3-month old child to the zoo to look at animals. I repeat, they will pay $40 each to get into the zoo and push a 50 lb stroller uphill for four hours so that their infant can enjoy "seeing" the animals|
|E. The spray zone for a lion is 7 - 10 feet. Spray meaning urine or liquid feces because it's pissed off that you're interrupting its 10th nap of the day (I made the liquid feces part up but it could be true)|
|H. We got a really cool picture of a gorilla. The lady on the other side, unfortunately, only got a smear from its butt right before it urinated onto the glass|
More San Diego pictures to come...