A couple of holiday haikus for you

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#1

Come sit on my lap
Caress my beard and red robe
Oh Santa, you cad


#2

what the eff is nog?!
missing egg, lost in the rum?
so merry and drunk


#3

Scratching and itching
Symptoms of sweater weather
Grace need not apply



Comments

  1. I played Samta once.
    In a grade school production.
    There was no cad-ness.

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  2. Ha! Brilliant! I'll have to put my thinking cap on. I did a whole long Christmas poem in rhyming couplets for our family card one year when I was in college. Wonder where the hell it went. I'm sure I couldn't pull it off today.

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  3. ha, brilliant. especially the first one :)

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  4. Love those, especially the first one! Thanks for sharing and have happy holidays!

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  5. Haha love all three, especially the last one!

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  6. hahaha! Did you write these? I like #1

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