A couple of holiday haikus for you
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#1
Come sit on my lap
Caress my beard and red robe
Oh Santa, you cad
#2
what the eff is nog?!
missing egg, lost in the rum?
so merry and drunk
#3
Scratching and itching
Symptoms of sweater weather
Grace need not apply
Happy Holidays! xxx
ReplyDeleteI played Samta once.
ReplyDeleteIn a grade school production.
There was no cad-ness.
Ha! Brilliant! I'll have to put my thinking cap on. I did a whole long Christmas poem in rhyming couplets for our family card one year when I was in college. Wonder where the hell it went. I'm sure I couldn't pull it off today.
ReplyDeleteChristmas haikus=awesome
ReplyDeleteha, brilliant. especially the first one :)
ReplyDeleteLove those, especially the first one! Thanks for sharing and have happy holidays!
ReplyDeleteHaha love all three, especially the last one!
ReplyDeletehappy holidays :)
ReplyDeletehahaha! Did you write these? I like #1
ReplyDeleteOh LOVE. Love love love! xo
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