Do you see that angel creeping closer and closer toward me?  Try not to have nightmares tonight my friends.  And do you love that "Do Not Disturb" sign or what?  I thought that Brits were typically a pretty polite people but Leave Me Alone?  At least they put a "please" in front of it.
Also, it's my momma's birthday today.  Happy birthday Mom.  You are my absolute favourite rando and looking younger and younger each year.

PS - Like 'Murica birthday fruit tart?