My parents are cooler than me
Well, I emailed them today and my dad casually reminded me that they were going to be out of town this weekend. And going to Vegas! Dad was so sneaky about it too. He told me they were going to "Utah" and sent me their itinerary - which had them flying into Utah and then driving to Vegas. I'm on to you, parents! I know your tricks! If they hit the jackpot, they better fly me out there for the celebration bash. Don't you think they will??