Via etsy
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What's Valentine's Day
without a haiku for you?

These are not all by me but in collaboration with one of my most creative friends.  They were not written in this order but sequenced after the fact on purpose.  I hope you'll take it upon yourself to write your beloved a sweeter Valentine's Day poem than the ones we decided to snark your day up with today.


Haiku #1

"Valentine's Day?" ::scoff::
Yeah, me neither, I replied
Inside I crumble.


Haiku #2

So much potential
Another disappointment
Here we go again


Haiku #3

When your momma said
"Anything that's worth having..."
You should try harder.


Haiku #4

Single girl mantra:
Bluebell fixes everything
And shoes are low fat


Haiku #5

Blush pink, lipstick red
Leather, lace, and sexy things
All this for 7 min?