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I like to think of it this way: a barometer of how many / much people care about you in your life equals the amount of advice that you've received.  In which case, I have a ton of people who care about me.  Lately, the advice I've received includes the following:

You should...

Write a book

Start online dating

Drink less water

Drink less alcohol

Sleep more

Eat more

Get married

Have children

Run away with me

Run away

Shave your head

Take a vacation

Take a break

Take it easy

What about you?  What's the craziest piece of advice you've received recently and what advice to you have for me?