Famous to the over-75 Asian population in the Southern California region? Check.
Croons old Chinese songs that no one except the above group will recognize or understand? Check.
Dead certainty of a tambourine appearance at some point? Check.
I'm literally bursting with questions. What will he be wearing, formal wear or costumes? Is he going to have on stage makeup? Will there be back up singers? Is he emceeing the evening as well and how many family members will embarrass themselves by trying to go onstage and sing with him? Can I request "Call Me Maybe" or "Boyfriend"?
So, as excited as I am to see my extended family, I am truthfully anticipating the entertainment for the birthday party the most. This is going to be way better than a stripper jumping out of a cake.