This is about as close of an approximation as I can get to how the dead bird removal from my apartment balcony went.  Except instead of a shoe box lid, we used a cardboard box.  And we probably dropped it as many times as Peter did.  And as with the frog, it kept making that *splat* sound every time it fell because, well, the bird was waterlogged and soggy.  Don't give me that look - it had been dead and out in the rain for at least twelve hours.  I didn't watch it when it finally plummeted down to the ground.  Sick, I know - now watch the video, it's funny!