Dead bird removal

This is about as close of an approximation as I can get to how the dead bird removal from my apartment balcony went.  Except instead of a shoe box lid, we used a cardboard box.  And we probably dropped it as many times as Peter did.  And as with the frog, it kept making that *splat* sound every time it fell because, well, the bird was waterlogged and soggy.  Don't give me that look - it had been dead and out in the rain for at least twelve hours.  I didn't watch it when it finally plummeted down to the ground.  Sick, I know - now watch the video, it's funny!


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  1. Ha! I just saw that episode the other day. Love Family Guy.

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  2. Haha - I´m such a fan of Family guy, totally crazy and always goes too far! :-D

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  3. Yikes! And I love Family Guy! :D

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  4. oh my... i probably would have done the same thing!

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  5. *giggles* ...That's Peter for yah!

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  6. Hahahahaa, I've never seen that episode, so funny! And gross...but really funny. I couldn't imagine having to get rid of a dead bird (or a frog) :(

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  7. i almost stepped on a plump (freshly fallen) pigeon the other day. creepy. i know this is totally weird, but i always catch myself in a trance with dead little animals. i don't know if it's because it is a rare moment when you can really get a close look at something wild, or a moment of respect haha. anyway, glad you're rid of the soggy corpse!

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  8. Ewwww. So wrong. Yet I kinda giggled...

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  9. Oh no! Sometimes there's no substitute for a shovel--with a nice long handle. I used a shovel to catapult a carcass or two over the railroad tracks behind my parent's house.

    Is your glass really clean and the bird wanted in???

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  10. That splat sound is stuck in my head now. ;)

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  11. LOL!!! This just made my day!! Also, yuck:)

    *Erin

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  12. funny video...family guy always has funny clips.
    poor bird

    xo erica

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  13. I'm totally giving you that look right now. "I didn't watch it when it finally plummeted down to the ground." - you should write novels, girl.

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  14. Our neighbour’s psychotic cat left us a dead bird gift on the front garden so I had to laugh at this! We used the garden spade but it kept falling off and traumatising me!

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  15. Oh my god... that is disgustttttttttting. I would have made someone else take care of it.

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  16. Never had that problem before

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  17. HA! Totally not right . . . and yet, I laugh.

    I'm with aki! I would have had someone else take care of it--kinda like the dead mouse on our front step. I did take a photo (he was so cute and perfect; like he just wound down and stopped). Then, when my roomie came home and mentioned it, I faked ignorance . . . "Gosh, that's horrible; here, let me get you a shovel or something . . . " :)

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  18. Oh Family Guy always cracks me up. We've had bird issues too...don't get me started.

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  19. HAHA I've done that with a dead spider before! never a bird that big though, but yaa that's what cardboard boxes are for!

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  20. Aww, poor bird! :( But that doesn't sound pleasant at all. Kudos to you for taking care of it though. I don't know how I would have been able to do it, even if I had help.

    And lol, I think that's what I both like and dislike about Family Guy: they're not afraid to keep the joke going for a little bit toooo long. XD

    ♥ x i x i a | thisisxixia.com

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  21. Posts like this make me so grateful for my husband. I mean, I'm grateful for other reasons too, but this! Yes.

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  22. Hahah omg i hadn't seen that clip! That is awful but so funny! I feel like we've all been there at some point, haven't we? :)

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