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All hail the mighty double oven!

With this awesome household appliance, we could avoid the plague of procrastination pie.
It would prevent my father and I from jockeying for prime oven position
And for saving the trouble of us hiring an air traffic controller
To schedule our oven usage on Thanksgiving.

Imagine, I wouldn't have to wake up at 7 am tomorrow just to bake the hot buttered rum apple pie (which needs to bake for TWO hours).

This will most definitely be a necessary accessory for the next home I live in.