...I will eat endless amounts of cheese and crackers

...Frozen yogurt counts as a meal.  Or all meals

...Reading until 3 am is normal.  Especially if it's a juicy YA novel

...Pants are optional.  Would you like to come to the pants party?

...My tv will magically create its own Big Bang Theory marathon.  I will be forced to watch it

...Dishes will congregate in the kitchen sink, chattering and clattering away.  You can't interrupt them by placing them in the dishwasher!  You're stunting their social development if you do

Illustration via this shop