Class act
"Why are you wearing a tux? It's after six, what am I, a farmer?"
This is my female-Jack Donaghy perfect home. The house that I live in when I dine daily in glittering ballroom gowns and wake up every morning to a flawless, milky complexion. I'm able to arrange fresh cut flowers for every surface and admire the way light twinkles off of the crystal chandeliers that dangle in every single room (including the nursery and fanciest den I've ever seen). Not a drop of juice / red wine would be spilled on the creamy carpet and upholstery. The rugs and lawn would be vacuumed and trimmed in perfect diagonal stripes.
I absolutely wouldn't be the woman who has spent this weekend collecting balled up used tissues, cooking impromptu meals at 9 pm and bumming around in elastic waistband pants whilst watching six hours of playoff football on Sunday. I wouldn't be using my dining room table to collect a month's accumulation of mail and three silently glowing laptops. Nope, not that woman.
This is my female-Jack Donaghy perfect home. The house that I live in when I dine daily in glittering ballroom gowns and wake up every morning to a flawless, milky complexion. I'm able to arrange fresh cut flowers for every surface and admire the way light twinkles off of the crystal chandeliers that dangle in every single room (including the nursery and fanciest den I've ever seen). Not a drop of juice / red wine would be spilled on the creamy carpet and upholstery. The rugs and lawn would be vacuumed and trimmed in perfect diagonal stripes.
I absolutely wouldn't be the woman who has spent this weekend collecting balled up used tissues, cooking impromptu meals at 9 pm and bumming around in elastic waistband pants whilst watching six hours of playoff football on Sunday. I wouldn't be using my dining room table to collect a month's accumulation of mail and three silently glowing laptops. Nope, not that woman.
Will do many things to live here, call me now: 012-345-6789!!
ReplyDeleteMixed feelings, because the world would miss "that woman". :)
ReplyDeleteThat's one of my favorite Jack lines.
Something about the way they consistently only place half their furniture on their rugs really bothers me... LIke, half a sofa, half a chair, one quarter of a bed... No, I can't deal with it, buy a bigger rug!!
ReplyDeleteCan I please have the house and re-do the entire interior? It just feels a little too perfect, too designed, too hotel-y for my liking. Besides, I think you're probably more fun the way you are right now ;-) Have a lovely week xo
ReplyDelete"Female-Jack Donaghy home" you crack me up! Love love love it! Although I must agree with previous comments and say that I would have to re-do the interior!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll totally be the woman who visits for the pool . . . :)
ReplyDeleteI'm not that kind of woman either...nope...not at all!
ReplyDeleteAnd OMG! Look at all that space when you first open the front door....sigh....
That bathroom and kitchen are just about the most perfect I think I've seen. I love all the feminine touches more than I expected to; the wallpaper in the dining room and all those fuzzy rugs.
ReplyDeletewow, this house has so many different styles in it if i hadn't seen it i would say it would be impossible for it to work. but somehow this modern/elegant/traditional/scandinavian house totally works and i like it. and that outdoor space is about as perfect as it can be.
ReplyDeleteYou nailed it with the female Jack Donaghy. That's exactly who would live in this home! I kind of love the kids' rooms.
ReplyDeleteabsolutely breathtaking!
ReplyDeletelove your description of being a female Jack Donaghy! =)
xo,
nancy
oh, very posh :)
ReplyDeleteHoly moly. That is a classy house. I'm loving the jack donaghy reference as well. :)
ReplyDeletehysterically funny intro Rooth! And such stunning pics. I esp luv all the rugs shown - gorg!
ReplyDeletei LOVE how you described it, i kinda felt like i was in Gatsby's house and you maaay or may not be Daisy haha. And man oh man is that how GORGEOUS. I almost groaned when I saw that bathroom. I want that shower and I want it now
ReplyDeleteYou should totally buy that one! I really want a bathroom like that. If you added a separate entrance, and Dallas was in New England, I would want to rent the bathroom from you.
ReplyDelete"Here comes the big one. Ride it Donaghy, ride it straight to hell!"
ReplyDeleteI also like the one about "The Smiling Irish Bastard Hall of Fame" So many great ones.
How do you always manage to find my dream home? That pool? So gorgeous. Unfortunately I am that girl who eats cereal for dinner and I am really messy. So they would probably not let me live here. Whoever "they" is.
ReplyDeleteOoh how horrible is it that I had to google Jack Donaghy. It's on the list, I swear!
ReplyDeleteI looove all of the white and natural wood. Such a gorgeous combo. I also like that funky floral wallpaper haha.
Woah! What a spacious house. I would love to stay there for a week and spend one day in each room try to soak up the loveliness of it. I like the wallpaper in the kitchen. :P
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