I will miss the humidity. Lotion? What's that? My skin stays hydrated, regardless of what type of moisturizer I don't use, and keeps the people here looking younger than their years. Same goes for any leather conditioning you would have to do - on your car, purses, shoes, etc. And chapstick - not necessary. Yes, it's that humid. Also, here in Houston, I'm never scared of touching doorknobs, no matter how aggressively I shuffle over the carpet.
I won't miss the humidity. Guess what? My hair is straight in Dallas. And you can use a towel in the morning and it'll actually dry out the same day. I won't have to shower after taking a stroll outside in early March or scurry hamster-like along in the tunnels during the summer because it's too sticky to go outside to grab lunch.
Round 2... to be continued